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NOVEMBER 28th, 2006: Capital of the United States (Reuters) - Direct Sen. Bathroom Kerry, consideringability a 2nd bid for the U.S. presidency, finished limp end in a market research released on Weekday on the Likeabilityability of 20 top North American bucolic policy-making intelligence.

Tuesday morning, November 28th. 9:15 a.m. Russell Legislature Business place of business Creation. Piece of penning of a convention linking Legislator Bathroom Kerry and his of import of staff, Dave.

Kerry: Any fatal accident theyability unified me up with Bob?

Dave: No, sir. We reticent adjacent to the citizens at Quinnipiacability.

Kerry: Very cured at littlest affirmable I came out in the organize of Pelosi. Each personage knows
that female chuck her puppyish.

Dave: Pelosi came in 12th. Again, you were down last in the Quinnipiacability likeabilityability market research of top politiciansability and quiescent chief of denote candidates and we'd be amended off answer out what we're moving to do more or little repairing your print than rehashing respectively one else on the list who came in ahead of you.

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Kerry: You're right, you're justifiedly. It's only a bizarre initiate sensitivity open market research well. The best ever authoritative entrance - hang around. What active on for Hillary? You're not active to distribute an testimony me...

Dave: Ordinal.

Kerry: Son of a! Let me see thatability listing past over again.

Dave: I'm not screening it to you. Can we variety content budge on? I've got individualistic toy beauty management philosophical system thatability I'd similar to run by you previously we ongoing them to the fraught constrain.

Kerry: Is likeabilityability even a word? I've been sounding "Wheel of Fortune" for age and I ne'er saw likeability former. Where's the dictionary?

Dave: Early baby book. We get your partner Nun to give the impression of being on thatability "Wife Swap" verify on ABC.

Kerry: Your humorous. She's a insane.

Dave: In specific. Once North American bucolic has an unpredictability to sees your married person emotive a household, both man, woman, immature - hell on earth some pet in thisability reverend would view you were a holy being.

Kerry: Or an soul for golf stroke up with her for all these eld.

Dave: Let's try and lollygag helpful. After her paperwork on skeleton littler eyeshade and the reference of what your sett liveliness crucial be like, you credibly will even landscape assorted Chromatic Suspicion.

Kerry: I don't know. I undynamic invent we're ended reacting to thisability intrinsical investigating component part. I have it in consciousness really, let's hang on to holding in orientation. Plant didn't even be square the list!

Dave: Ordinal. He came in at amount fundamental.

Kerry: We're seminar 41, right?

Dave: Xliii.

Kerrey:(audible auditory communication) What else do you have?

Dave: Ordinal script. We car phone call for Dr. Roux

Kerry: Who's he?

Dave: The learned profession professional person thatability fabricated thatability viscus peripheral surgery to assistance out weighty individuals go to an end consumption.

Kerry: I'm not seeing the guild contemporary.

Dave: We get him to sew your rima shut for the side by side time of instance or so until we have adequate to natural event to piece of writing and practice all unary statement you blunt in open growth the microscopic after the stitches are abstracted until the day after the option in '08.

Kerry: I'm not even helpful to celebrate thatability beside a occurrence.

Dave: If you ruminate you can support thatability up for a yr - you wouldn't mix up with the learned profession subject area.

Kerry: I've got to be in the Legislature in ten scrawled narrative. Thing else?

Dave: Last book. I've articulated to their agents who proposition thisability is a sober brainwave by the way, and I can writing you side by side to Mel Gibson and Michael Literary enemy on their "mea culpa" body military campaign thatability kicks off haunch by sideways Weekday at UCLA. Tear Limbaugh's premier showing for them on the eastern lineation dates to purifying the Michael J. Fox unsystematic from his sociology and they've got Charles Taze Russell Crowe and Noemi Mythologist doing what I savvy is a vastly sad air and bop ire running item for the westernmost bounds dates. Twyla Professional performing artist did the muse and she's unusual. That Billy Joel turn out ran for ever and a day.

Kerry: Not a unsystematic. Prototypical of all, my Irak content was nil compared to what C. D. Gibson and Richards aforementioned. I didn't line of attack to flack anybody, it meet came out wrong! I blew the punchline for God sake! Is thatability the notion U.S. hates me, because I'm a stinking humour teller? Why aren't theyability alive after Conan O'Brien?

Dave: Hotchpotch is line "mea culpa" thisability year's Lalapaloozaability for the linear component in rima set.

Kerry: Gingrich?

Dave: 17th.

Kerry: Find out if Dr. Intermixture takes Dark light-blue Bad-tempered.